Wednesday, June 27, 2012

LAUGH A WHILE

Advertisement In a Shop:
Guitar, for sale... Cheap....no strings attached!!

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Men & Women
Behind Every Great Man,,,,,There Is A Surprised Woman.

Misc
Laugh, And The World Laughs With You,
Snore, And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. :)

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