LAUGH A WHILE
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Men & Women
Behind Every Great Man,,,,,There Is A Surprised Woman.
Misc
Laugh, And The World Laughs With You,
Snore, And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. :)
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In a Shop:
Guitar, for sale... Cheap....no strings attached!!
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ...
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Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
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On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
Men & Women
Behind Every Great Man,,,,,There Is A Surprised Woman.
Misc
Laugh, And The World Laughs With You,
Snore, And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. :)
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A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute. - "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately aquarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small andinsignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have abeautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The B COM is silent for a moment, then speaks. - "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute. - "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately aquarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small andinsignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have abeautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The B COM is silent for a moment, then speaks. - "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
First, the good news Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.”
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow.
But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck."
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