Good and Bad News

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

First, the good news Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.”

With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow.

But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck."

Sincere Life

Speech by Chetan Bhagat at Symbiosis…

Don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order. There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die…

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? …

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices...”

 Don't be Serious, be Sincere guys !!!

Six Point Something !

Six points something !

- Before u pray-Belive,
- Before u speak-Listen,
- Before u spend-Earn,
- Before u write-Think,
- Before u quit-Try,
- Before u die-Live.

Two Lessons ..... True Lessons .....

Good Read - Two Lessons ..... True Lessons .....

It happened some years ago but I can recall the evening like it happened just last week. I was in an audience listening to a motivational guru. The speaker whipped out his wallet and pulled out a five hundred-rupee note. Holding it up, he asked, "Who wants this five hundred rupee note?"

LAUGH A WHILE

Advertisement In a Shop:
Guitar, for sale... Cheap....no strings attached!!

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Men & Women
Behind Every Great Man,,,,,There Is A Surprised Woman.

Misc
Laugh, And The World Laughs With You,
Snore, And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. :)

Paths Are Made By Walking

--by Nipun Mehta, May 14, 2012

Offbeat Graduation Speech Gets Standing Ovation:

2012's Baccalaureate speaker at the University of Pennsylvania was an unconventional choice for an Ivy League school. To address their newly-minted graduates, aspiring to dazzling careers, they picked a man who has never in his adult life, applied for a job. A man who hasn't worked for

Burnt Biscuits

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if

Vo kaagaz ki kashtii, vo baarish ka paanii, .......

ye daulat bhii le lo, ye shoharat bhii le lo
bhale chhiin lo mujhase merii javaanii
magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan kaa saavan

Enlarge the Lives ........

‎"Really believe in your heart of hearts that your fundamental purpose, the reason for being, is to enlarge the lives of others. Your life will be enlarged also.

And all of the other things we have been taught to concentrate on will take care of themselves."

 

- Pete Thigpen

Story of a Missing Watch

There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him.

After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of

Samaj

બસ એટલી સમજ મને પરવરદિગાર દે,
સુખ જ્યારે જ્યાં મળે, બધાના વિચાર દે.

માની લીધું કે પ્રેમની કોઈ દવા નથી,
જીવનના દર્દની તો કોઈ સારવાર દે.

Mijaaj

દીલ દે તો ઇસ મીજાજ કા, પર​વરદીગાર દે;
જો રંજ કી ઘડી કો ભી, ખુશી મેં ગુઝાર દે.

Jay Jay Jay Jay hai...............

National Anthem Of India
- The Siachen Glacier - Indian Army :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwNnYPKkQE&feature=colike

चिदानंदरूपः शिवोऽहं शिवोऽहम्

न पुण्यं न पापं न सौख्य न दुःखं न मंत्रो न तीर्थ न वेदा न यज्ञाः ।
 अहं भोजनं नैव भोज्यं न भोक्ता चिदानंदरूपः शिवोऽहं शिवोऽहम् ॥ ४ ॥

 મને પુણ્ય નથી, પાપ નથી, સુખ નથી, દુઃખ નથી. તેમ જ મારે મંત્ર, તીર્થ, વેદો કે યજ્ઞો (ની જરૂર) નથી. વળી હું ભોજન (ક્રિયા), ભોજ્ય (પદાર્થ) કે ભોક્તા (ક્રિયા કરનાર - ભોગવનાર) પણ નથી. હું તો મંગલકારી, કલ્યાણકારી ચિદાનંદ સ્વરૂપ છું.

ઓમ નમઃ શિવાય!!!!

"Cracked Pots" !

Old Story Worth to recollect

A water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots Had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always Delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the House, the cracked pot arrived only half full.  For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water to  his house. Of course,

Moral

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov

Response Vs Reaction

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was

ભૂખ લાગે ત્યારે ખાવું તે પ્રકૃતિ;
ભૂખ ન લાગી હોય તોય ખાવું તે વિકૃતિ અને
ભૂખ્યા રહીને બીજાને ખવરાવવું તે સંસ્કૃતિ...

આપણે એવું નહીં વિચારવું કે ભગવાન અમારા શુભ ફળ તરત કેમ નથી આપતા,
બલકે ભગવાનનો આભાર માનો કે આપણને ભૂલની સજા તરત નથી આપતા.

‎દરિયો સમજે છે કે મારી પાસે પાણી અપાર છે,
પણ એ ક્યાં જાણે છે કે, આ તો નદીએ આપેલો પ્રેમ ઉધાર છે....

Smile

A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and

Way Forward

After a short start in 2008, hope to revive and enrich this place. May be technology is more favourable now and should help expanding.